What the f*** is juice?
You know what I’m talking about right?
If you don’t, then watch this:
I apologize if you’re easily offended. I just happen to have a ridiculous sense of humor.
So speaking of juice (not drink)…
My father and brother are currently obsessed with juicing. Now I see where I get my nuttiness from. My sister lent/gave them her juicer a few days ago and they’ve been obsessed ever since.
For some reason, I’m a juice hater. I know. I should be supportive of their juicing endeavors, but no. I’m not. I just don’t understand drinking juice and I don’t care what you tell me, celery in your juice is just not tasty. I love vegetables as much as the next person, actually probably more than the next person, but drinking vegetables isn’t really my thing. I’d rather eat them, but oh wait…
Green smoothie on the other hand…
I’m all for it. Especially made with 1 frozen banana, half a mango, a few handfuls of spinach, some kale, ice and water.
I vote yes. So let’s be clear. This is not juice.