What the f*** is juice?
You know what I’m talking about right?
If you don’t, then watch this:
I apologize if you’re easily offended. I just happen to have a ridiculous sense of humor.
So speaking of juice (not drink)…
My father and brother are currently obsessed with juicing. Now I see where I get my nuttiness from. My sister lent/gave them her juicer a few days ago and they’ve been obsessed ever since.
For some reason, I’m a juice hater. I know. I should be supportive of their juicing endeavors, but no. I’m not. I just don’t understand drinking juice and I don’t care what you tell me, celery in your juice is just not tasty. I love vegetables as much as the next person, actually probably more than the next person, but drinking vegetables isn’t really my thing. I’d rather eat them, but oh wait…
Green smoothie on the other hand…
I’m all for it. Especially made with 1 frozen banana, half a mango, a few handfuls of spinach, some kale, ice and water.
I vote yes. So let’s be clear. This is not juice.
3 thoughts on “Not Juice”
Amen. I could never do a juice diet because you can’t juice chocolate. A smoothie diet? Sure, you can always add cocoa powder.
If you’re an awful person then I’m horrible, too, because I knew what stand up routine that was as soon as I saw the Chapelle photo
its a juice! :p
Oh la la-it’s so green. Mine always turn out green but more like baby vomit green-appetizing eh?
I do spinach in my smoothies for the most part but enjoy kale more.